I Stoled This Record
Cledus T. Judd lyrics
Cledus T. Judd lyrics
"In Another Size Lyrics"
Late Night Lyrics
When I woke up today and you weren't there to play then I wanted to be with you when you showed me your eyes whispered love at the skies then I wanted to stay with you inside me I feel alone and unrea
When I woke up today and you weren't there to play then I wanted to be with you when you showed me your eyes whispered love at the skies then I wanted to stay with you inside me I feel alone and unrea
(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood)
Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Foray Caretaker Music (BMI)
I need another size
Cause I'm someone who
Has eat too much for t
Rotten Little Song Lyrics
Sing a la la de de and a la la de do I just made up this rotten little song for me and you Today I wrote a rotten melody and the words are just as bad as you can see But if you want to sing along with this rotten little songhese size 32s
Gonna bust out the seams
From too many fries
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
Miss Patricia Earwood
You need another size
At least try some oh
Cause believe you me
You ain't skin and bones
Your britches way too small
To fit them Calvin Kleins
You need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
I need another size
Cause I'm afraid that I can't
These skin tight starch new Wranglers
Look like they're painted on me
I need to jazzercise
But I'm way too lazy to
Cause every time I look my belly's proof
I need another size
Oh need another size
Cause folks stare at me
There in the buffet line
Where it's all you can eat
The scales don't lie
You lost the Phen Phen fight
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
Fine Time Lyrics
Chorus: I hope we could spend more time together A few hours is better than never If we could only make it longer A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine I think it's
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And what they don't seeSing a la la de de and a la la de do I just made up this rotten little song for me and you Today I wrote a rotten melody and the words are just as bad as you can see But if you want to sing along with this rotten little song
Gonna bust out the seams
From too many fries
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
Miss Patricia Earwood
You need another size
At least try some oh
Cause believe you me
You ain't skin and bones
Your britches way too small
To fit them Calvin Kleins
You need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
I need another size
Cause I'm afraid that I can't
Moonlight Vodka Lyrics
Fix me a drink, make it a strong one, Hey comrade, a drink, make it a long one, My hands are shaking and my feet are numb, My head is aching and the bars going round, And Im so down, in this foreign town;
reatheFix me a drink, make it a strong one, Hey comrade, a drink, make it a long one, My hands are shaking and my feet are numb, My head is aching and the bars going round, And Im so down, in this foreign town;
These skin tight starch new Wranglers
Look like they're painted on me
I need to jazzercise
But I'm way too lazy to
Cause every time I look my belly's proof
I need another size
Oh need another size
Cause folks stare at me
There in the buffet line
Where it's all you can eat
The scales don't lie
You lost the Phen Phen fight
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea
Chorus: I hope we could spend more time together A few hours is better than never If we could only make it longer A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine A whole day would be fine I think it's
These pants are killing me
I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high
'Cause in another size
I can double up on sweets
They've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique
But they don't specialize
In pants the size of parachutes
So I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suit
Till they make another size
Need another size
We need another size